Young Larry Shotter,
a wizard was he,
the brightest and bravest,
for all to see.
One dark foggy night,
outside his front door,
he was approached by Albert Grumblebore.
Albert grumbled and bumbled and said with no joy,
Larry young man magic is no toy.
His face was grave, his words sincere,
Harry had turned his cat into a reindeer!
No magic outside Bogwarts,
you know the rules,
grumble grumble grumble,
no magic at all!
The buggles will see,
they do not understand,
they cannot know magic,
they'll chop off your hand!
You see the buggles were backwards,
a barbarian tribe,
they didn't care for magic,
on bugs they thrived.
To them it was a sin,
to cast wondrous spells,
so these spells were kept within,
the realm of Bingle Bells.
Bingle Bells was quite grand,
blanketed in snow,
a land of magic,
for wizarding minds to grow.
Bingle Bells was kept secret,
encased in a bubble,
but casting magic outside,
could mean a lot of trouble!
Larry broke the law,
with his reindeer spell,
and now in fury,
Albert's cheeks did swell.
Larry you fool,
what if you'd been caught?
I'm sorry! Sobbed Larry,
clearly distraught.
It's ok young wizard,
said the grumpy old man,
what's worse is they're out of flakes,
at the Bogwart's ice crean van!
And with one swift motion,
Larry's cat purred again,
gone were the antlers,
back was the cheesy grin.
The cat rubbed up to Larry,
he cried for joy,
my work is done here wizard,
now behave yourself young boy!
Just like that he was gone,
as quickly as he'd come,
on the brand new model,
of the Yamaha 21.
Oh yes he rode a motorbike,
brooms they cost a bomb,
so off he rode with a rev and a toot,
back to where he'd come from.
So that was that,
the saga was done,
Larry's cat was back,
and the reindeer was gone.
So happy he was,
he wanted to yell,
and accidentally did,
a rather dangerous spell!
With a whistle and a crack,
a pop and a snap,
his cat was a lion,
just like that!
Turning in flight Larry ran and ran,
straight into a tall bearded man.
Grumblebore turned,
ice cream in hand,
saw the lion,
promptly dropped it and ran!
Don't be like Larry,
think when you act,
and that way you won't
transform any cats!
I hope you liked the poem everyone! It's a bit silly I know but I hope it's some fun, with that being said, time for me to run!
IMAGE1 : http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01385/dumbledore_1385198i.jpg - An image of Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore (the characters that this poetic parody is based on).
IMAGE 2: http://www.templeofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lion-cat.jpg - Larry's Lion cat! (just joking.)
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